Sassy Sarcastic Slut
About Me
Look, Wilmington, Delaware: July 10 & 11
I'm not here to sugar coat shit, or hold your hand while you jerk your turkey lurky in front of your phone.
I'm Charlie Dee, I came here to f*$k,
& Here's how we do that:
1). READ: the goddamn ad. I know most of you are incapable of washing your own butth@les let alone a reading comprehension but you're going to have to do your best! I am 100% judging you.
2). CHOOSE: your apt type!
a). S0lo (N0 FILMING) - 600h
b). S0lo (0f FILMING) -️ 600h️
c). Du0 (N0 filming) - 1200h
d). Du0 (0f FILMING) - ️600h️ $2-for-1$
All DU0$ are with Amanda Schmanda!
OUR FAVORITE SESSIONS ARE 2H OR LONGER! JUST TAKE YOUR APT H TYPE x H
️(600x2h=1200$)️
️Duo with Filming️
3). UNDERSTAND: there are no further negotiations. DU0S & S0LOS with filming are the same price! You don't get a discount on s0lo filming as Amanda or I still needs to be there to hold the camera for the other one. No I dont trust you to do so yourself. Dont even ask. NO your face is NOT shown! We can't make you Bradley Cooper. AI can't make you god & neither can we. Take off your rings. Wear a shirt with no logo to cover tattoos. Don't talk if you think your voice is recognizable but breathing is allowed! If you film & decide you don't want your video up afterwards that's $2500!
4). D3POSIT: is mandatory non-negotiable. Most of you are sending a small deposit then jerking off at home because your all fantasy time wasters. In lue of you being such pussy as tricks, deposits 50% or 100% full price in advance should you annoy me! (Choice is yours). Don't like it? Cry into your hand, tears make great lube!
5). SR33NING: name, age, city, desired time/date/duration & apt type: s0lo(w/0f filming), s0lo(no 0f filming), du0(w/0f filming), or du0 (no 0f filming). FYI priority goes to 0nlY*4@n$ filming as I like to f*$k on camera for all my fans!
6). NO R3FUNDS: idc. f*ck around & find out! idgf. If you cancel, it's cancelled. If you wanna rebook it's a new apt & new deposit. If you send me money without talking to me it's considered a mf gift.
7). INC@LL: I tell you where after you send deposit. SURPRISE BITCH! If you cry, you're blocked! I know nothing about America, so idc where you are in regards to where I am. But I EXPECT you to not to make a big deal of it, show up on time, & figure it tf out! I'm lazy & not from here so I ain't going no where. You come to me. Period.
8). T3XT to BOOK: from a real goddamn number. Don't email me. If you email me I still need your real phone number!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
NO TEXT APS! NO CRYING! NO CALLS!
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NO TEXT APS! NO CRYING! NO CALLS!
Xoxo @CharlieDDee & @Queenschmanda (@getthatdivorce)
